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Catch by Joseph Heller, , Dell Pub. Co. edition. Catch by Joseph Heller - This fiftieth-anniversary edition commemorates Joseph Heller's masterpiece with a new introduction; critical essays and reviews by. CATCH JOSEPH HELLER CHAPTER 40 - CATCH CHAPTER free after that to spend the rest of each day lying around idly with a clear conscience.

Fifty years after its original publication, Catch remains a cornerstone of American literature and one of the funniest—and most celebrated—books of all time. Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier, Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him. But his real problem is not the enemy—it is his own army, which keeps increasing the number of missions the men must fly to complete their service. Here, at last, is the definitive edition of a classic of world literature. Get a FREE e-book by joining our mailing list today! Plus, receive recommendations for your next Book Club read. By clicking 'Sign me up' I acknowledge that I have read and agree to the privacy policy and terms of use.

That was fifty years ago.

I was ten or eleven, Catch 22 was a year old or maybe two. My brother, in college, recommended this book. I liked it so much I read it beginning on New Year every year until I went to college.

I just reread it for the first time in forty some years. It rose above the realistic novels written immediately after the Second World War. It rose above Mailer and Jones and Shaw. None of those good books compare.

Catch 22 entered the language. For a few years the blue paperback with the dancing soldier puppet was everywhere. A difficult job, since his colonel raises the number of missions he must fly from twenty-five to seventy, in an attempt to impress the Saturday Evening Post.

Since I last read this I served in the army, where sooner or later everybody winds up working for Colonel Cathcart. If you read it a long time ago It might be time to enjoy it again.

And like love at first sight it will probably still break your heart. Someone I knew in college once asked us for a plot outline of this book. We laughed at him. It's literally -- not just figuratively, but literally -- indescribable. This is one of the genuinely remarkable novels of the 20th, or any, century. Paperback Verified Purchase. The main character is a bombardier named Yossarian.

His biggest issue is with his own army that keeps increasing the number of missions they have to fly before they can go home. It started at 30 something and at the end of the book it was 80 missions. If Yossarian attempts to excuse himself from these missions, he will be in violation of a Catch This rule is: A man is considered insane if he willingly continues to fly dangerous missions, but if he makes a formal request to be removed from duty, he is proven sane and therefore ineligible to be relieved.

The book deals with several complex issues in a funny way such as loss of faith, death and tyranny. I really thought I was going to hate this book. Mat had read it and felt that I would not find the humor in it. But I ended up enjoying it. It had humor that reminded me of the movie "Airplane". The dialogue went round and round and no where forward many times in this book, but that was the beauty of it.

It was classic satire. I found myself smiling, if not giggling, several times during the book. The absurdity of this novel has quite an appeal, and I am glad I had a chance to read it. It is silly. It is old fashioned. It is a war novel. But you simply must try it.

This is quite possibly my favorite book of all time. It is the perfect mix of humor and crude, harsh reality.

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It explains life in the military during WWII, but in a way that would make you think it's all fiction. Though much of the book is based on Heller's personal experience, his masterfully constructed characters all 42 of them would make you believe that they are all created by different people.

Every chapter is a different story, each character a different personality, and all of them more hilarious than the one before. A Must-Read Classic. If you don't realize that this book is meant to be hilarious, almost to the point of satire, then it will be very confusing to read.

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However, if you embrace the attitude, it becomes hilarious and entertaining. A must-read classic. This book stirs the imagination and continuously entertains.

There were times I laughed out loud and attempted to tell friends about the funny thing I just read. Of course that usually ended with "you have to read it for yourself".

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Times Edition Notes Genre Fiction. Classifications Dewey Decimal Class E C3 The Physical Object Pagination p. That erected more dynamic intralinear tensions, he felt, and in just about every case left a message far more universal. Soon he was proscribing parts of salutations and signatures and leaving the text untouched. One time he blacked out all but the salutation "Dear Mary" from a letter, and at the bottom he wrote, "I yearn for you tragically.

Tappman, Chaplain, U. Tappman was the group chaplain's name. When he had exhausted all possibilities in the letters, he began attacking the names and addresses on the envelopes, obliterating whole homes and streets, annihilating entire metropolises with careless flicks of his wrist as though he were God. Catch required that each censored letter bear the censoring officer's name. Most letters he didn't read at all. On those he didn't read at all he wrote his own name.

On those he did read he wrote, "Washington Irving" When that grew monotonous he wrote, "Irving Washington.

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They all knew he was a C. He found them too monotonous. It was a good ward this time, one of the best he and Dunbar had ever enjoyed. With them this time was the twenty-four-year-old fighter-pilot captain with the sparse golden mustache who had been shot into the Adriatic Sea in midwinter and had not even caught cold.

Now the summer was upon them, the captain had not been shot down, and he said he had the grippe. In the bed on Yossarian's right, still lying amorously on his belly, was the startled captain with malaria in his blood and a mosquito bite on his ass. Across the aisle from Yossarian was Dunbar, and next to Dunbar was the artillery captain with whom Yossarian had stopped playing chess.

The captain was a good chess player, and the games were always interesting. Yossarian had stopped playing chess with him because the games were so interesting they were foolish.

Then there was the educated Texan from Texas who looked like someone in Technicolor and felt, patriotically, that people of means -- decent folk -- should be given more votes than drifters, whores, criminals, degenerates, atheists and indecent folk -- people without means.

Yossarian was unspringing rhythms in the letters the day they brought the Texan in. It was another quiet, hot, untroubled day. The heat pressed heavily on the roof, stifling sound.

Dunbar was lying motionless on his back again with his eyes staring up at the ceiling like a doll's. He was working hard at increasing his life span. He did it by cultivating boredom. Dunbar was working so hard at increasing his life span that Yossarian thought he was dead. They put the Texan in a bed in the middle of the ward, and it wasn't long before he donated his views. Dunbar sat up like a shot. The hot dog, the Brooklyn Dodgers. Mom's apple pie. That's what everyone's fighting for.

But who's fighting for the decent folk? Who's fighting for more votes for the decent folk? There's no patriotism, that's what it is.

And no matriotism, either. The warrant officer on Yossarian's left was unimpressed. The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable.

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In three days no one could stand him. He sent shudders of annoyance scampering up ticklish spines, and everybody fled from him -- everybody but the soldier in white, who had no choice. The soldier in white was encased from head to toe in plaster and gauze. He had two useless legs and two useless arms.

He had been smuggled into the ward during the night, and the men had no idea he was among them until they awoke in the morning and saw the two strange legs hoisted from the hips, the two strange arms anchored up perpendicularly, all four limbs pinioned strangely in air by lead weights suspended darkly above him that never moved.

Sewn into the bandages over the insides of both elbows were zippered lips through which he was fed clear fluid from a clear jar. A silent zinc pipe rose from the cement on his groin and was coupled to a slim rubber hose that carried waste from his kidneys and dripped it efficiently into a clear, stoppered jar on the floor.

When the jar on the floor was full, the jar feeding his elbow was empty, and the two were simply switched quickly so that stuff could drip back into him. All they ever really saw of the soldier in white was a frayed black hole over his mouth. The soldier in white had been filed next to the Texan, and the Texan sat sideways on his own bed and talked to him throughout the morning, afternoon and evening in a pleasant, sympathetic drawl.

The Texan never minded that he got no reply.

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Temperatures were taken twice a day in the ward. Early each morning and late each afternoon Nurse Cramer entered with a jar full of thermometers and worked her way up one side of the ward and down the other, distributing a thermometer to each patient. She managed the soldier in white by inserting a thermometer into the hole over his mouth and leaving it balanced there on the lower rim. When she returned to the man in the first bed, she took his thermometer and recorded his temperature, and then moved on to the next bed and continued around the ward again.

One afternoon when she had completed her first circuit of the ward and came a second time to the soldier in white, she read his temperature and discovered that he was dead. The Texan looked up at him with an uncertain grin.

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The Texan shrank back. I didn't even touch him. They got a special place for niggers. The warrant officer was unimpressed by everything and never spoke at all unless it was to show irritation.

The day before Yossarian met the chaplain, a stove exploded in the mess hall and set fire to one side of the kitchen.

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An intense heat flashed through the area. Even in Yossarian's ward, almost three hundred feet away, they could hear the roar of the blaze and the sharp cracks of flaming timber. Smoke sped past the orange-tinted windows.

In about fifteen minutes the crash trucks from the airfield arrived to fight the fire. For a frantic half hour it was touch and go. Then the firemen began to get the upper hand.