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Skip to main content. Log In Sign Up. Ahmad Aniq. The bond between two men is stronger than that between a man and a woman because on an average, men are stronger than women. For example
America was built on the backs of men and women who were yelled at to work harder and the tradition has been screamed to generation from generation.
You can only scream beneath you. Corollary, it is probably better for everyone if bros just hide pictures of their sisters when other bros are coming over. When in doubt refer to the check list for bro-proofing your home. Even if the Bro with the hot girlfriend attempts to bait the Bro by saying "she's smoking-hot, huh? Women make excellent bros because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the chick code Chick do have the chick code!!
This includes but is not limited to, exercise shows, women's athletics, and on some occasions surgery programs. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.
The average relationship between a man and a woman lasts 83 days. The relationship between man and his skin lasts a life time and must be nurtured because the skin is the largest and second most important organ a man has. Corollary, a bro with a coat of fur on his back, keeps that thing covered at all times even at resort, pool or beach. Also despite the cost savings, they shall not split a tub of popcorn, choosing instead to procure individual bags.
When questioned in the company of women, a Bro always decries fake breasts.
If women insist on having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly they're not that heavy. The reason is Bro-flation. An unreasonable increase in female expectations about how bros should act.
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You call a woman the next day, she tells her friends that you called the next day, and soon enough, women everywhere will expect guys to call them the next day. This is more commonly known as "a bachelor party.
Exceptions — If the Bros are within 7 degrees latitude of the equator. Reasons — a Cloth pockets are roomier and elastic allowing for a thicker wad of cash.
See Article Not even in Europe. Corollary — A bro also never reveals how many chicks another Bro has banged.
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Exceptions — Carrying an expensive TV, parallel parking an expensive car and loading an expensive TV on to an expensive car. Paddy's Day and other official Bro holidays, including Halloween, New Year's Eve, and Desperation Day February 13th 55 Even in an emergency that requires a tourniquet, a Bro never borrows from or lends clothes to another Bro.
However, to avoid Bro-flation, a Bro is only allowed to alert one Bro. However, a Bro never thinks of them in that capacity. If both call dibs at the same time, the Bro who counts aloud to ten the fastest has dibs.
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If both arrive at the number ten at the same time, the Bro who bought the last round of drinks has dibs. If they haven't purchased drinks yet, the taller of the two Bros has dibs. If they're the same height, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Some of which, such as children, can last an entire lifetime.
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Exception - A Bro is off the hook if a Bro orders a drink with an umbrella in it. Exception - Dry spell trumps hot streak. He is not expected to be on time, help with luggage, or inquire about his Bro's trip or general well-being. When the group ultimately decides to divide the check, each Bro shall act upset rather that enormously relieved. Chicks like to stretch the truth about their age, promiscuity and sometimes, with the help of extensive make-up and structural lingerie, even their body shape.
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Donate Now. Search Home About Donate. Book Details File Name bro-code-by-kendall-ryan. About the Book 2. Chapter One 3. Chapter Two 4.
Chapter Three 5. Chapter Four 6. Chapter Five 7. Chapter Six 8.
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